NRC’s Dry Cask Mountain Cellars Announces Vintage Uranium Release!

bottling the 2011 vintage

October 6, 4011
+++ For Immediate Release +++

NRC Vineyards, Inc is proud to release it’s 2011 Vintage, significantly mellowed from continuous nuclear decomposition in its specially-designed bomb-proof stainless steel casks for over 2000 years, now newly unearthed, and specially-bottled for release to the public!

Pacific Gas, Electric & Transmutation Decontamination will be hosting a pouring of the new release at their Hospitality Suite & Evac Center on Ontario Road, near Avila Monitoring Area 3, San Luis Obispo County, CA. Please wear appropriate protective attire for this special, but still potentially hazardous, event. Souvenir radiation badges will be provided to all guests.

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